You Should See The Size of My Sack - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_fletch With a headband tighter than

With a headband tighter than your uncle’s jorts on the 4th of July

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Arched distressed green serif text reads "BANGOR

Baseball and orchard country were inseparable in the early twentieth century

You Should See The Size of My Sack - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_fletch With a headband tighter thanSanta hauling a box twice his size is just plausible deniability for the oldest locker room brag in holiday history. One second of squinting at the text and suddenly everybody at the party needs a much larger glass of wine. The Details: A vintage hand drawn illustration in red depicts Santa Claus struggling to carry a comically oversized wrapped gift box topped with a bow, rendered with weathered screen print texture. Distressed red block text below