Get Your Kid Away From Me Trucker Hat Color:Neon Pink The design features the bold

The design features the bold text “BOAT” with the phrase “Bring Out Ass and Titties”

Grab yours today and wear it proudly as a warning label for your personality

The bold graphic lets the world know that you are built different and that your abilities are not limited to household appliances

Classic Red Trucker – Full red foam front with mesh back (OTTO brand)

Get Your Kid Away From Me Trucker Hat Color:Neon Pink The design features the bold5 5 Stars. The Ultimate Peacekeeping Hat This hat has changed my life, and my sanity. I used to go out in public and get ambushed by sticky fingered toddlers and their proud parents saying things like, Say hi to the nice person! No. No, thank you. Then I put on this bright pink halo of truth that boldly declares, GET YOUR KID AWAY FROM ME, and suddenly peace. The playground? Cleared. Grocery store line? Silent. Airplane seatmate with a crying infant?