Lo Pan's Sorcery Academy - Long Sleeve T-Shirt lit where every item sounds like

where every item sounds like either a misdemeanor or something sold from a tent in Missouri

Carving four guys into a mountain and not giving them drinks was always the real oversight

Black script text reads "Allentown" above large black cursive text reading "Peanuts

The waders don't make it classy

Lo Pan's Sorcery Academy - Long Sleeve T-Shirt lit where every item sounds likeEnrollment at a two thousand year old sorcery academy means twelve semesters on green eyed bride acquisition and a mandatory elective in looking terrifying while Thunder does the heavy lifting. Lo Pan's curriculum is mostly monologues and lightning fingers. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: A high contrast posterized illustration depicts Lo Pan in an ornate headdress, arms outstretched with long gnarled fingernails, surrounded by