Keep Earth Clean It Isn't Uranus - Women's T-Shirt fight Santa winking while telling kids

Santa winking while telling kids to ask their mom if he's real is the most unhinged way to announce an affair since the invention of Christmas cards

Teal text reads "LAST SEASON'S WINNERS" followed by large stacked white capitals reading "WHITMAN

Inspired by Kevin from The Office

with dark text reading "in AIR-CONDITIONED Comfort" beside it

Keep Earth Clean It Isn't Uranus - Women's T-Shirt fight Santa winking while telling kidsAstronomy teachers have spent decades pretending Uranus is just a planet, and nobody's buying it anymore. Wrapping a butt joke in earnest Earth Day packaging is the only form of environmentalism with a 100% engagement rate. The Details: Light blue distressed text reading "KEEP EARTH CLEAN" arcs above a cartoon illustration of Earth with blue oceans, green continents, and white clouds, encircled by a dashed orbit line with green leaf sprigs on each